Netflix has proved its worth many a time. Hours of potential
productivity give way in the wake of never-ending archives of distraction. My
most recent affinity within Netflix is the random documentaries that educate
viewers on the more bizarre facets of culture. One such documentary alerted me
to the existence of an infomercial product so kitschy and ridiculous I felt
embarrassed for Americana at large.
Obama Chia Pets.
How tacky have we become? One of the most influential people
in the world, reduced to a terracotta caricature sprouting a sassy green fro. Besides
my gut reaction that said fro may have a slightly racist connotation, I
couldn’t help but snicker at the generous options given to the eager American
consumer; depending on the demeanor you prefer, you can choose between Obama’s
“Determined Pose” and his “Happy Face”, all for the low price of just 17.99.
Other cultures have immortalized their leaders, whether real
or fictional, in high aesthetics like murals, poetry, and song (Anyone heard of
the Odyssey?). And we have…chia pets. Archaeologists a thousand years from now
will surely think our culture was highly advanced.
Now what self-respecting American wouldn’t want that little
gem gracing their windowsill? The Obama Chia Pet: pour some water in him and see if he Changes.
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